Chicken Bake 52G Protein - T-Shirt

Are you a true connoisseur of gains? Do you measure your life in scoops of pre-workout and Costco Chicken Bakes? Then this is the shirt for you.

Forget those flimsy, fake protein powders. We all know the real secret weapon in your muscle-building arsenal is a piping hot tube of cheesy, chicken-y, doughy perfection. This T-shirt isn't just a shirt; it's a declaration of your superior nutritional strategy. It's the only fitness apparel that screams, "Yes, I know what I'm doing... and what I'm doing involves $3.99 and a trip to the food court."

Wear it to the gym, and watch every seasoned lifter nod in solemn, understanding approval. Wear it on leg day, and feel the 52 grams of pure, unadulterated Chicken Bake protein coursing through your veins.

Product Specs (The Macros):

• Fabric: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton, 40% Polyester (It's so comfortable, it's practically a cheat meal for your skin).

• Fit: Athletic, to perfectly showcase the results of your Chicken Bake diet.

• Color: Heather Grey (Because true strength is subtle).

• Warning: May cause intense cravings for Costco food court items. We are not responsible for spontaneous trips to buy a rotisserie chicken or a $1.50 hot dog combo.

Get yours now. Because why just eat the macros when you can wear them?